FEAR THE STEER!

Ladies and gentlemen, your bum steer of the day:

"I BET YOU’RE ON THE TOO-HOT-TO-FLY LIST, AREN’T YOU?"

Ellen Terrell, of Dallas, complained that a TSA screener at DFW detained her in the full-body scanner so other screeners could ogle her and commented on her “cute figure”.



Illustration by Jonathan Bartlett.

Sup Lance! Here’s one title nobody can strip from ya. Congrats to our newest Bum Steer of the Year.